Once, while driving around in my pickup with my pet donkey in the back, I discovered I had a flat tyre. I got out and had the donkey stick its head under the bumper and lift up the rear of the truck.
A passing farmer asked me, "Hey, thats a pretty clever trick. How did you teach your donkey to lift the truck?"
I replied, "Its a simple matter of the breed; this is a jackass!"
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